That's Not Noel You Silly Beggar!

Patsy Kensit burst into giggles when a begger pestered her dinner date for money - after mistaking him for her brother-in-law Noel Gallagher.
The tramp, wrapped in a sleeping bag, spotted pregnant Patsy and Supertramp's [sic] Danny Goffey leaving London's trendy Nobu restaurant.
He followed them and shouted out to a bemused Danny: "Just a few pence Noel, you've got millions!"
But Noel and Patsy's hubby Liam are still in France recording the band's fourth album. Obviously the beggar should read bizzare more!

The Sun - 06 May 1999